Breaking news out of Detroit: A Dearborn police officer cooks up some brownies from pot that he confiscated, panics and and calls the police, thinking he’s dead! He pleads with the dispatcher to “send rescue”, complains that time is moving really really slow, and then asks the score of the Red Wings game. True story, as reported by freep.com.
, courtesy of the Detroit Free Press.

And to think this could have been prevented had he shopped at Cousins Vinyl and had this to throw on the turntable: